Favourites

I hate online betting when it comes to to televoting competitions. It unnaturally affects everyone's perception of what is good and bad.

Sweden is currently favourite to win. This has set up in a lot of people's mind the idea that it's amazingly good. So more people bet on it, thinking it's a winner. That makes it a bigger favourite. If tomorrow we all bet on San Marino, that'd be the favourite and everyone will think that's the best song.*

Because it must be surely, everyone's saying it is?

Isn't it?



*or the betting would be stopped as they'd definitely think we were up to something all betting on Valentina Monetta

She'll kill us all in our sleep! 

Ireland betting odds. Let's all screw with PaddyPower

The least likely to win the Irish national final, according to PaddyPower, is Maria McCool at 12/1.

So, if we all put a tenner on her, vote manically for her to win (or encourage all our Irish friends to vote manically for her), jedward will fuck off and the rest of us are quids in. Or paddypower will stop all bets and everyone will stop thinking jedward must be best because they have the best odds.

Lets go gamble!

Our Saviour

Yegads, that is one cheap looking album cover!

Pure Evil! 

Why doesn't someone shave their heads in their sleep or something?