Saade 2: Tooji

Eric Saade

Saade 2: Tooji

Seriously, they need to check they aren't related. Or get less dickish haircuts. 

So Norway disappointingly choose Dickface 2 with a crappy dance anthem that if i listened to to the end i would cause brain damage. Oh Norway, I am disappoint. 

You know that piece of shit is going to the finals. Now I at least if Jedward win for Ireland I can at least imagine them beating dickface and watch his terrible attempts to express emotion. 

Snoreway's new horror is unleashed: Tooji

FEAR THE NEW ERIC SAADE!!!! FEAR HIM! With his douche hoodie!

URGH!!!! Even linking this makes the smug dick seem more popular. To counter that badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom  :)

Oh Norway, you seem like such a pretty country. You once had Nocturne. Alexander Rybak, with his punchable smirkiness, has saintly proportions right now. Don't do this to me Norway.