Shining a loving light in your eyes with the fire in your heart

Sometimes I think the Eurovision should allow things like Facebook, or We Don't Wanna Put In. Because it might help prevent basic, boring crap like Austria.

Urgh.

She's not even wearing an interesting dress. That's the t-shirt and pants you go to a 9am classics lecture in, or like. That's your hair for doing laundry. What she needed was a feather boa jumper like Bandaloop. What they should have chosen was Bandaloop.

I'm beginning to worry that this year is going to be a very boring year for songs.

The big eurovision catch up post

I'll sum these all up briefly,

Finland, Austria, Turkey, Nettherlands, Slovenia

Finland: Fecking unneccesary dancers AGAIN! Stop it!  But she's singing in swedish. Points to her!

Austria: Well, someone will vote for a chorus that sounds like it's saying 'Fuck him in the popo' by a band named Trackshittaz. Moving along now...

Turkey: Another country whose fare is slipping.

Netherlands: Possible finalist, for the first time in yonks. But why the headdress?

Slovenia: The future theme of a medieval bloody epic battle. That is a compliment.