LOIS
So, Lois and Fflur are told that yes, they do have year long tenancies on their rooms, and that if they leave, they'll have to continue paying. They shout and scream at the academic who runs their dorm (An academic runs their dorm) and he tells them he'll tell their parents.
But apparently, they can afford to pay rent on both rooms, so they just hand in their keys and go. Lois suggests that maybe they'll just get part time jobs, and that'll make things easier. Fflur says she's not fond of working. Oh Fuck you, then. It must be nice that instead of working out a situation reasonably (such as swapping rooms with some students in a different hall) you can just pay for two rooms and not have any problems there. Wasn't she complaining about buying law books several chapters back?
Down in the town, they have this amazing huge spacious flat, available mid-term and cheaper than their university accomodation. BULLSHIT! Oh come on! That would never happen. And, oh, it's got an extra room, so Daniel can move in to. Aren't things just so incredibly easy and wonderful for Lois.
Fuck this novel!
CERYS
Cerys is obviously a self-involved bitch again, and complains about someone else moving into the room with her. One of the Fat Slags, Sali (IT'S FUCKING WELSH!), tells her that she goes back years with the academic who runs the dorm (erm, what?) and that she'll make sure nothing happens. Well, nothing would happen, because Lois is still paying for the room. Anyway, Sali tells Cerys that she has to give her something for this. So Sali kisses Cerys, and Cerys says she's not a lesbian, and Sali threatens Cerys. So the only lesbian (or, at least, bi-curious) person in the novel starts threatening the breasty vagina with legs. Davies does realise that there are a lot of unfortunate implications in making the Fat Slags physically repulsive, nasty, vindictive, possible lesbians, doesn't she? This was written in 2010. By a woman, and for a women's writing press. I seriously despair!
Then the breast-vagina-legs goes out with a guy called Foxy (It's not Welsh!) to a restaurant where Marc is with his wife, and teases him. She basically sticks her breasts on Foxy's plate, asks him loudly to have sex with her and comments that Marc's wife is an 'uptight bitch.' FEMINISM!
HYWEL
Hywel goes on a date with some Christian girl, to make Meleri jealous. This actually works, and he dumps the Christian girl to go have sex with Meleri when he's got rid of her.
*headdesk*
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
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