The Songs!!!
1: Maria McCool, Mistaken
There's always a Celtic entry in Ireland's national final. This is probably the most modern sounding one they've had for a long time. It's the most interesting song in the running for Ireland. It's also got the least chance. But, as I already said, that's better for you, because you can make money on it's win! Think about it Ireland. Don't you need some money?...
2: Donna McCaul, Mercy
She's improved since 2005's disastrous entry. This is probably the most likely to defeat Jedward, if that is possible at this point. However, it has a dodgy spoken bit in the middle. :S
3: Andrew Mann, Here I am
Can't find a link to this one. That's ok. It was too dull to talk about.
4: Una Gibney and David Shannon, Language of Love
Urgh at this song. Just urgh. It does all the things i dislike in eurovision songs. Cheesey peace anthem. Just urgh!
5: Waterline, Jedward
Wait, is this Jedward? It can't be. It sounds in tune. This one could almost pass as good. What THE FUCK is going on here?
In order my choice would be:
1: Maria McCool -- odds are now 20/1. Come on, she's a moneymaker! DO IT!!
2: Donna McCaul -- if we could take out the spoken bit.
3: Jedward -- i'm imagining them close to the waterline, and drowning, ahahahahahahahahaaaa!
4: Andrew Mann -- disappointlingly all over the place.
5: Una and David -- too sappy.
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