Ireland Final pt 3: Positive thinking on Jedward

So. Jedward. This is what represents my country again. Why, Ireland, why do you torment me so?

I'm going to try very hard to say 10 positive Jedward things then.

1: Their dancing is improving.

2: This song is less irritating than Lipstick

3: It doesn't involve the Jagger Mick, a distant 1980, or smoker jokers.

4: Jedward have stage presence.

Aaargh!

5: No one will ever say your hair looks bad next to them. 

6: Dublin is awesome, doesn't everyone want an Irish Eurovision again?

7: Wouldn't it be on Riverdance levels of epic if the interlude involved the ritual sacrifice of them.

8: It is for the greater good. The greater good. If the rest of Europe wants Jedward, so be it. They better come back with the prize. The greater good.

9: Red Lemonade is awesome

10: So is Galtee cheese


This has to be the last we'll see of them now, right?