Plumbo: I think it's time we stop letting the public vote.

There was a lot of off-key combinations in Norway's semi final tonight, with cutesy disney tweens singing electro pop, and a bunch of hipsters and fashionistas with questionable english. And bad fake piano playing. This national final season isn't halfway through, and i think i'm beginning to hate eurovision.

The culmination of the awkwardly juxtaposed image/sound was Ola Nordmann.  AAARGH!!!!!!!! He's got a tin whistle and tattoos! It's Norwegian Irish-Trad Rock!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

Seriously, did we not ban those things with bodhrans after Dervish? Apparently we should have!